1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco Rubio
are sworn into office.
for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional
Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare.
Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced
Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of troops to the U.S.
Development Carly Fiorina eliminates more than half of the
announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new
Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions
consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move
room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman
up and return them to their home planets.
doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet,
doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just
like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.
darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for
treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was
cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes just like regular
introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and fat free cheeses
that taste just like regular cheese.
causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.