Monday, March 28, 2016

Am I The Only Person That Finds Humor In This?

HEALTH ALERT: Do you or someone you know, think that the Meth you have purchased recently may be contaminted with ebola? If so bring it to the Bedford County Sheriff's Office so that we can assist you in screening it. We will scan your Meth free of charge. Please this is a serious situation and we have deputies that are trained to handle this situation.😉

9 comments:

Irish said...

I wonder how many "moe-rons" they will catch?

Anonymous said...

Thing is, I'll bet we have citizens right here in Ky. that call the cops to have there dope checked after reading this.---Ray

skybill said...

Hi Ms Lisa,
'Anyone out there in "Radioland" remember "Paraquat?????? One Radio personality even added the moniker to his "Radio name." KMET Los Angeles, "Paraquat Kelly!"

Next thing ya' gonna' hear is they're cuttin' their coke with "Drano!!"

USDA "Inspected!!!!"

Got Gunz........OUTLAW!!!,
III%,
skybill-out

PS,,,,,,"Paraquat".....try the "EARLY 70's!!!!!"...Most people I know ..."AND" their parents weren't even born yet!!!!!!!

Lisa Lane said...

And that to me....is even funnier....imagine the laughter in the office...just from a humor standpoint....of the methies that take their bags in for checking.....just too damn funny!!!

Lisa Lane said...

skybill....I can't find it...but Paraquat is into real estate...: )

skybill said...

Hi Ms Lisa,
Back when...'early 70's, the "US .gov" thought it would be a cool thing to do to fly down into Mexico and spray "Paraquat" on all the Marijuana fields thus making the pot unfit for consumption!! HoooooBoy did this start an uproar!! As I said, one of the DJ's from at that time the premier "Rock" station in So. Ca. "KMET Los Angeles" got known as "Paraquat Kelly" and he did talk about it a lot...along with everyone else at the time!!!
"Back when" the sayin' was,"But ya' don't know what they sprayed on it????" Hence, the term "Home Grown!!!!!" became popular!!!
Audentes, Fortuuna, Juvat,
III%,
skybill-out

Lisa Lane said...

skybill, I just read up on it on Wiki....and found it very interesting indeed...it did not work on the pot, but in a gravy boat, it certainly did..and as a source for suicide it seems particularly popular. It is sad to report. Thanks for the information...I will in future keep a close watch on the gravy boats of mine!
: )

jon spencer said...

The govt. has been poisoning citizens for years. Here is a early example.
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2010/02/the_chemists_war.html

Lisa Lane said...

I have never before read that. Thank you for the information jon spencer, and welcome!