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Showing posts with label Gardening. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gardening. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Compostaphile and Compostaphobe -- To rot or not to rot . . . taminator013
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Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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Grow your own dope........Plant a man ~Faye
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Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."
Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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Grow your own dope........Plant a man ~Faye
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Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Propagating Roses
Propagating roses by cuttings is easy. Some say the secret of success is the humble potato! Before planting rose cuttings, push the bottom end into a small potato, which keeps the cuttings moist as they develop roots. It sounds crazy, but apparently it works really well.
Monday, March 18, 2013
Soil Test
Perform your soil test by placing a sample into two separate cups or containers. Add vinegar to one. If it fizzes your soil is alkaline. If not, add some water to the second cup and stir. Add baking soda. If it fizzes you have acidic soil. If neither have a reaction your soil is somewhat pH balanced.
Friday, March 15, 2013
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Outsmart the Birds
Stones painted as strawberries when put around strawberry plants in the spring will keep birds from eating your berries because the birds will think the ripened berries are stones.
What a cool idea! I will do this! Can also put a basket of them in the kitchen....I like this one.
~L~
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