Saturday, January 30, 2016

Compostaphile and Compostaphobe -- To rot or not to rot . . . taminator013

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Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.


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Grow your own dope........Plant a man ~Faye 


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Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. 
One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!" 
   "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. 

As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. 

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. 

   "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. 
   "Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement." 







5 comments:

taminator013 said...

Those were really bad. I need a lot more than a garden weasel to get through that pile of compost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKjr3rdqrc4

Unknown said...

You think? LOL...and I thought you were gonna run out and buy the c's in bulk...lmao!

Unknown said...

But the jokes were cute...you gotta gimme that...at least....

Unknown said...

You are never gonna know when I really hit ya....surprise is on MY side....

taminator013 said...

Surprise or time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzcWwmwChVE